But wouldn't he be using his mad rail-splitting skills to lop off Zombie heads with an axe? *grin*

Second person to bring up the axe. Going to have to add that in the revision. hehe

Need to add Teddy Roosevelt with his elephant gun. Job of every president in history, to fight zombie threats.

Oh man, I'm suddenly coming up with SO many ideas, some of which would be SURE to start flame wars....

Washington Crossing the Delaware recreation, only instead of fending off ice floes, the rowers in the boat are beating off Zombies trying to climb in.

Aaron Burr and Thomas Jefferson with flintlock pistols. (Aaron Burr - Jefferson's VP, famous for the duel with Alexander Hamilton)

Franklin Roosevelt in his wheelchair hiding behind Elanor, whose face is scaring off the Zombies.

Eisenhower would probably unlimber a Tommy Gun or a BAR.

Bush Sr. in the cockpit of a Grumman Hellcat doing a strafing run....

(And in the flame-worthy category)
Bill Clinton throwing Hillary to the Zombies and running away.

George Bush standing there with Cheney with shotguns:
Cheney "You just shoot them in the head, it's EASY."
Bush "You sound like you've done this before."
Cheney "Lawyers, Zombies, close enough."

Obama going down in a pile of Zombies "Can't we just negotiate? Diplomacy is the answer! Argh!"

oops, that's Eleanor